Thursday, May 29, 2008

Did you know?

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This is so true

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Start young

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Body massage

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Crash Test

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Not that funny

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Protesting is hardwork

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Men's friendship VS Women's friendship

Friendship between Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends, eight of which confirmed that he had slept over, and two said that he was still there.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Bringing out the human

Smart and funny advertising campaign of the electric shaver designed by the BBDO advertising agency!

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Types of girls

Hard Disk Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

Windows Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

Screensaver Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

Internet Girls:
Difficult to access.

Server Girls:
Always busy when you need her.

Multimedia Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.

Email Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

Virus Girls:
Also known as ‘WIFE’; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.”

Cool

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Another reason why it pays to drink

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It's accurate

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EVERYONE pays the toll

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Must be hot

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There's a monster in your cell phone

WOW! Just WOW!

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Is she a he?

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Real clock face

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A new meaning to sleeping on a job

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Drunk

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Never seen before

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Touchy haircut

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It's MINE!

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Misunderstanding

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Old News

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.

The brunette turns to the blonde and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.”The blonde replies, “Okay you’re on.” Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.

The brunette says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.” “No, you have to take it,” says the blonde.

“I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”

Mobile Phone

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Good Sportsmanship

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I like the way you think

Little johny’s school is having show and tell, so the teacher starts a ‘Guess Whats Behind My Back’ game.

She goes to her desk and picks up a item. She says, okay class, what am I holding, its RED, ROUND, and SHINEY. Little Johny replies I know teacher its an apple, The teacher replies, no little johny, But I like the way you think.

So the teacher goes gack to her desk picks up another item. She says, okay class, what am I holding now, its YELLOW, and SOFT. Little Johny replies I know teacher,its a bannana. The teacher replies, no little johny, its a tennis ball. But I like the way you think.

At this point little johny is furious. Okay teacher, this one’s for you, he stuck his hand in his pocket and said okay what am I Holding, Its ROUND, HARD, and has a HEAD. The teacher says, Little johny, go to the office right now, you are in trouble.

Little johny replies, for what teacher, its just a quarter, but I like the way you think.

New support

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Time to look for a new way

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Friday, May 23, 2008

You can bet yo' ass it's fresh

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Pays to know Spanish

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Retired Super Heroes

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Lost in the park

One day a police car pulled up to Grandmas house and Grandpa got out.

The police officer explained that this elderly gentlemen had said he was lost in the local park.

“Why, Harold, “said Grandma, “You’ve been going there for over 30 years! How on earth could you say you had got lost?”

Leaning close to Grandma so the police officer couldn’t hear, he whispered, “I wasn’t exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home.”

Hot and Cold sex

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: ‘You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?’

‘In fact, I do,’ said the old man. ‘After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.’

Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:

‘Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?’

She replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then said to her: ‘Your husband had an unusual concern.

He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?’

‘Oh that crazy old fart,’ she replied. ‘That’s because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.’

Lion cub?

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Vending machine makes you F.A.T

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That's ALOT of sting rays

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Absolute Drunk

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Big Ass Moth

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Where God is

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Strange load

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TGIF

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Portable cup holder

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