Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Lucky Bastard

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Masturbation

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The Great Debate

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Alcohol

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Artwork

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Thanks

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Depends how fast you run

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Field Survival

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Alright, here we go...

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Endless fun

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Screw her

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Doritos from Germany

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Mini StarWars

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Sly bastards

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"Damn, he got away again!"

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Caption this

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This guy got balls

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New Pepsi Logo

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Pirate Bay

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Up to you....

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Actual Sentences Found In Hospital Patient Charts

- She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
- On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.
- The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
- The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
- Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.
- Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
- The patient refused autopsy.
- The patient has no previous history of suicide.
- Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
- Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40lb weight gain in the past 3 days.
- Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
- Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
- Since she can’t get pregnant with her husband, I thought you might like to work her up.