Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Chinese name

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Short Live

I regret to inform that this site will no longer be dedicate to ugly people as many of my friends protested against saying that I'm a big meanie and things like that. But that just boils down to the fact that I've got lotsa ugly friends and they're afraid that I might post their photos.

So not to worry my ugly friends, I come in peace.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

FHM Hot Babe.











This is one of the worse shit that ever, ever happen.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Welcome welcome.....


Greetings my dear avid readers, this is the site dedicated to ugly people around the world. Should any of you have anyone in mind, please, email me. Help keep this site alive and always remember why people need to drink and why people likes to drink.