John McCain was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and
landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing under the bridge pulled McCain out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, ‘I want to go to Disneyland ‘
McCain said, ‘No problem, I’ll take you there on my plane.’
The second kid said, ‘I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.’
McCain said, ‘I’ll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!’
The third kid said, ‘ I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!’
McCain was a little perplexed by this and said, ‘But you don’t look like you’re handicapped.’
The kid said, ‘I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!’
For those keeping score, it could just as easily been Barack Obama.
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