The teacher asks the children in her class how they think people go to heaven.
Little Norman puts his hand up but the teacher ignores him, instead she asks Jane, Jane says well miss , I think that your soul is collected by an angel and it takes you both up to heaven.
Little Norman shouts out Me Miss , Me Miss but again the teacher ignores him, instead she asks Peter , well miss , I think that an elevator door opens and you climb in and go up to heaven.
Little Norman is still shouting, and the teacher finally relinquishes ans says yes Norman how do you think we go to heaven Norman replies Feet First
The teacher says what do you mean, well last night I went into my Parents bedroom and my mother was laid on the bed with her legs in the air shouting "God I'm Coming"
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