Toilet paper

Fresh from a shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: “If you want your
Breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day”

Willing to try anything, she got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.

How long will this take?” she asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,” the husband replies.

The woman stopped. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the
years?”

Without missing a beat he said “Worked for your bum, didn’t it?”